Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We left the knife in your bed.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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