I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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