i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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