I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
