out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
