one two three fourrrrnication!
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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