Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
