I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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