am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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