If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Randomize