Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
