It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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