I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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