Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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