oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I know her cup size but not her name....
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