It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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