It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Found your dick twin last night
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i think i just naturally attract stoners
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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