apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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