I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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