I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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