So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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