Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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