she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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