Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
the liver wants what the liver wants
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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