I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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