"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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