the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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