On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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