yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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