Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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