yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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