So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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