Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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