But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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