Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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