you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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