Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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