Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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