my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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