Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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