ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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