hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The best revenge is premature balding
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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