Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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