My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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