what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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