He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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