I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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