Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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