Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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