your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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