You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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