maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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