Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
