So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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