it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
