does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Randomize
